McSweeney's
Points in Case
*This Noir Detective Definitely Skipped Dinner
Help, I'm a Real Castaway, and I've Wandered Onto the Set of CBS's Survivor
Guaranteed Methods for Remembering Names at Social Events
I Attend Your Improv Show Every Week; You've Never Once Taken My Suggestion of "Cedar Bluffs, Nebraska"
The Michaels Jordan: Wikipedia's Disambiguation Page
*Is Your Refrigerator Running?
Don't Blow It Joel: Right Now, You're the Biggest Stud in This Elevator
Help, I'm a Real Castaway, and I've Wandered Onto the Set of CBS's Survivor
Guaranteed Methods for Remembering Names at Social Events
I Attend Your Improv Show Every Week; You've Never Once Taken My Suggestion of "Cedar Bluffs, Nebraska"
The Michaels Jordan: Wikipedia's Disambiguation Page
*Is Your Refrigerator Running?
Don't Blow It Joel: Right Now, You're the Biggest Stud in This Elevator
Slackjaw
*Introducing Katalogd: Finally, An App to Rank Your Ranking Apps
I'm the Archbishop, and, For the Last Time, There is NOTHING Funny About the Word "Rectory"
The Angel, Devil, and Michael Barbaro on Your Shoulder
To the Man on My Flight Reading John Steinbeck's "The Pearl" While Watching the TV Show "Bluey"
I'm the Archbishop, and, For the Last Time, There is NOTHING Funny About the Word "Rectory"
The Angel, Devil, and Michael Barbaro on Your Shoulder
To the Man on My Flight Reading John Steinbeck's "The Pearl" While Watching the TV Show "Bluey"
Chortle
*To the Girl Who Said My Eyes Are "A Little Too Close Together"
Your Sense of Smell Makes You Look Ridiculous
Shrewd Move, CBS: Now Replace Stephen Colbert with Stephen Colbert
Your Sense of Smell Makes You Look Ridiculous
Shrewd Move, CBS: Now Replace Stephen Colbert with Stephen Colbert
The Haven
